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Penguins. Playoffs. Now.
The Pittsburgh Penguins will beat the Philadelphia Flyers in 5 games if (and this is a big, big if) they can do the following: 1.) Stay out of the penalty box 2.) Convert on the power play 3.) Get...
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Well, That Sucked
The day was July 19, 2001. Carson Daly was minding his own business and hosting TRL on MTV back when, you know, I guess people still cared and watched MTV. Everything was normal and going as scheduled,...
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Draft Dénouement
The 2012 NHL Draft, held in beautiful Pittsburgh, has come and gone. The lobby of the Omni William Penn no longer has 4 radio stations fighting for space, and there’s no more synthetic ice outside of...
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STOP THE INSANITY: Paul Martin Hate Is Not The Look
“Paul Martin thinks Jerry Sandusky is a great human being #PaulMartinSmearCampaign” “Paul Martin supports cancer. #PaulMartinSmearCampaign” “Paul Martin thinks that you’re supposed to pass it to the...
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Get Out The Way, Bitch, Get Out The Way
I’m pretty sure the Pittsburgh Penguins have been listening to a lot of Ludacris during pre-game warm-ups, because they pushed the Philadelphia Flyers and New York Rangers, predicted by many to be...
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Bruin Bashing and Confirmation Bias
The last couple of days have not been good ones from Bruins fans. On Wednesday night with eight seconds to go we were going to beat the hated Habs and Jarome Iginla and his impressive calves (hell,...
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Get’cha Head In the Game
Here we are, coming to the end of a truncated NHL season. I should’ve written far more by now—a season preview, some quips of how the Red Wings are doing when they play the same night Glee airs,...
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Let’s Go Avs!
Hey, I’m Zak. I am from the mistake on the lake and the most cursed city in professional sports, Cleveland, Ohio. If you don’t believe me just google the fumble, the drive, the shot, red right 88, or...
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A New writer – A New View.
Well, well my first article. I suppose it’s meet and greet time with a bit of History, my favorite subject. My name is Paul. I am an avid Penguins fan with the dream of owning them (or part) one day....
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Cap Your Pens – Wednesday Pensday in DC
Happy Wednesday, family! As the sun also rises on yet another Wednesday Pensday in the District and beyond, we pause and reflect upon the mystery of Karl Alzner’s mustache and its terrible, haunting...
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